Maryland has crabs (and money)

crabgold.jpgBloomberg reports that Maryland has surpassed New Jersey as the richest state in the nation, with a median per capita income of $65,144 — a hair better than New Jersey’s $64,470.

You know what Maryland hasn’t surpassed Jersey in? Being awesome. Or pork roll. Or tomatoes.

Hmmph. Maryland. The whole state smells like onions and their crabs taste like bilge water. The only good thing that ever comes from there are epidemiologists.

New Jersey Loses Top Wealth Rank to Maryland, Census Data Shows [Bloomberg]

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