Pax Arcana does not pass judgment on the strange sexual fantasies of others, but we do snicker at them.
So if you’re sick of football today, check out Sith Vixen.
Sith Vixen is some kind of geek/model/costume maker who is the hottest thing to hit the geek kingdom since the very last girl that accidentally stumbled into Ballroom B at the Fort Wayne Hilton during the 1999 Indiana/Illinois Comic Convention.
Sith is no stranger to conventions, as evidenced by these photobucket pictures:

Here, Trinity scares the squirrels away from the Kinko’s

Darths Maul and Vader hope their mother will pick them up on time

Turns out the Matrix was right next to the Krispy Kreme the whole time
Now that you’ve had a hearty laugh, go on back to fantasy football, which is totally cool, seriously…