Want to know when you’re going to die? Check out the death clock.
Want to know how? Check out these helpful breakout boxes in the LA Times, gathered from 2004 data. The trend lines are unsurprising: Teenagers drive like a-holes and old people pay the piper for all that bacon they inhale while watching Matlock.
It’s also interesting that “birth defects” doesn’t disappear as a category until the 35 – 40 year old age group.