Pax Arcana
[The scene: Pax Arcana sits at his desk, preparing for another stupid interview for a stupid article about stupid technology stuff for Father Scott's stupid publication. His thumbs twidle. His brain muscles ripple.]
PA (to himself): Hmmmm, this stuff about outsourcing and compliance sure is boring. I wonder what everyone else is up to. Let’s have a look around.
Well, looks like Lucy decided to post a 4-minute music video and call it a day — the blogging equivalent of faking a hammy to skip a one-day road trip. Katzy’s still pretty preoccupied with high-quality Web 2.0 digital photo books from Panraven. Karl’s completely boogered — or he quit. Lane’s still living in the past with the best songs of 2007. St. Onge is still going on about G.I. Joe and Kayne West.
Ffffft.
I’ve had my fill of basketball already today, but I guess we should check out what the masked wildmen of Perk is a Beast (PIAB) have in store for us this afternoon.
Hmmmm, what’s this? Greatest picture ever, huh? Well I’ll be the judge of that…
… [pause] …
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the FUCK is thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT!!
Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God what is that thing and why is it staring at me? Make it stop. Make it stop. Make it SSSTTTTOOOPPPPPPPPPP!!!
This must be what Peter Jackson sees when getting nightmares after Indian food. This is like some kind of real-life Bollywood version of a Harry Potter creature. This is like something out of Willy Wonka and the Masala Factory.
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd scene.
Greatest Picture Ever [Perk is a Beast]
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