Sharks bitey and killy this year

Perry Ellis

We’ve already exceeded last year’s sharkly death toll, according to The Associated Press (via Boston.com):

“An Austrian tourist died Monday after being bitten by a shark while diving near the Bahamas in waters that had been baited with bloody fish parts to attract the predators.

Markus Groh, 49, a Vienna lawyer and diving enthusiast, was on a commercial dive trip Sunday when he was bitten about 50 miles off the coast of Fort Lauderdale…”

Are the Flying Shark Vikings turning against us? Know fear.


Let’s just hope that was a zombie.

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4 Responses to Sharks bitey and killy this year

  1. Perry Ellis

    Yes, it’s been very quiet this week. Maybe I should do something to rile up the Lair, like insult Big Baby or (gasp) Perk.

  2. tell him dwight howard’s already one of the top five centers in league history. or if he could’ve just held onto the features department, that would’ve made up the 30 vote differential. or the beatles are better than the stones. or the stones are better than the beatles. i can’t recall which.

  3. May I suggest dogs are better than babies? That ought to get him going.

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