Pax Arcana
I don’t think you have to be in possession of a mind sullied by pornography, heavy metal, or worse — Tyra Banks — to know that the below headline is probably not the best way to introduce a story about removing TVs from your kids’ rooms:
A One-Eyed Invader in the Bedroom
I mean seriously. The last time there was a one-eyed invader in my bedroom, Chris Hansen popped out from behind my oversized toothbrush and put a stop to the whole thing.
2 Comments
March 5, 2008 at 10:38 am
I’m thinking about changing the name of my fantasy baseball team to the One-Eyed Invaders now.
March 17, 2008 at 1:39 pm
[...] someone came up with about the most gripping headline I’ve read since the infamous “One-Eyed Invader” [...]