Everybody stop what you’re doing this instant.
I have just been handed an urgent and terrifying news bulletin.
The noble warriors at Pax Arcana — and its legion of flying shark Vikings — have announced their intention to surrender in the war against robots, zombies, and scientists.
Their numbers are too great. Their thirst for brains, fuel, and power is too strong.
To those adversely affected by our decision, I apologize. We entered this war with every intention of vanquishing our common enemies.
In a final gesture of mercy, the coalition we have fought so hard for so long have offered us terms of surrender that we would be fools to decline. We have posted the full surrender compact after the jump.
APRIL FOOL’S DAY, ZOMBIE BITCHES!!!
We will never surrender. Never!