Monthly Archives: April 2009
The Internet will cure you of anything
Pax Arcana Suldog over at Universal Hub says this site is his favorite reference for the growing swine flu pandemic, and it’s difficult to disagree. The site offers everything you need to know and more about the illness, and as … Continue reading
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Drunk driving totally cool in campgrounds
Pax Arcana According to Universal Hub, the Massachusetts Appeals Court recently overturned someone’s drunk driving conviction on the grounds that he was on the grounds — of a campground. Full of coffee grounds. Behind the Ground Round. What? Oh yeah … Continue reading
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Thursday filler: Pigeon Soup
Pax Arcana Suddenly I have a new respect for turtles.
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Your meat is marketing
Pax Arcana Most of you did not have the privilege to attend Her Majesty’s Royal Academy of Butchery and Meatballing, so I imagine you may be a bit confused about the many different cuts of meat. I’m sure you’ve heard … Continue reading
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Glowbeagles will freak you right out
Pax Arcana Beagles are my all-time favorite type of dog. They are loyal, intelligent, and utterly unconcerned with fetching, rolling over, or performing any other feats they consider beneath them. “You want to give me a biscuit?” they seem to … Continue reading
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The computers want to play Jeopardy
Pax Arcana As if Jeopardy needed even more socially awkward contestants, IBM says it is building a computer that will be able to compete with humans on the famous trivia game show. You may remember that a previous IBM effort … Continue reading
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Mustache horse is living the dream
Pax Arcana Horses are among nature’s most proud, and prideful, animals. Behold the majesty of Arabian rising on its haunches, or the way a Kentucky thoroughbred puffs out its chest and prances after winning a race. But pride of these … Continue reading
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Tuesday morning filler: Daddy FAIL
Pax Arcana We’ll be up and running with violent hilarity soon, I promise. In the meantime, I think it’s always useful to remind people that Carolina Hurricane fans are vicious sexual predators. GO DEVILS.
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It wasn’t Jorge’s fault
Pax Arcana Last night Jacoby Ellsbury stole home plate, sold it on eBay, and used the profits to buy a t-shirt outside Fenway that says HAAHA YANKEES YOU SUCK BALLS FUCK YOU. Needless to say, stealing home is a pretty … Continue reading
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Prepare yourselves for the laser mice
Pax Arcana Back in the fall, we warned you about the threat of slow-moving frozen zombie mice that were being created in a Japanese lab. Those experiments were thwarted by decisive action from the Grand Council of the Great and … Continue reading
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