Friday Random 10: Honest Pint Edition

Pax Arcana

Last year we wrote about the growing scourge of “falsies,” which are basically 14 ounce beer glasses made to look like pints so bars can charge you for a full beer without giving you one. Obviously this is abhorrent behavior and the most deceptive use of glass since my college roommates tricked me into crashing through a sliding door by dressing up like robots and chasing me around the living room.

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The beer hotties agree — a full mug is a thing of beauty

Lawmakers in Oregon agreed with our hardline stance, recently passing House Bill 3122 — also known as the “Honest Pint Act.” The law would reward bars that serve full 16 ounce pints with stickers that prove they serve an honest pint.

I don’t know what they do with the stickers. Probably put them on their skateboards like I do.

The songs:

Was it You? — Spoon
Kick Out the Jams — Bad Brains with Henry Rollins
Last Call – Outkast
Strange Times — The Black Keys
Blank Slate — The National
The Avalanche — Sufjan Stevens
Helpless – Sugar
Ndiawoulou – Orchestra Baobob
Street Spirit (Fade Out) — Radiohead
My Little Japanese Cigarette Case — Spoon

Bonus Video:

Auto-tune the news #3 — Because this one is an epic masterpiece of boundless ambition… on thin ice

The Rules: The Friday Random 10 is exactly that — random. We open up our iTunes, set the thing on shuffle, and listen to 10 songs. We are not permitted to skip any out of embarrassment or fear of redundancy. Commenters are encouraged to post their own.

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6 responses to “Friday Random 10: Honest Pint Edition

  1. the one in the front, with the cherubic smile and the adorable rack that I will remember for the rest of my years. yes, her. bring her to me now.

    1. Let There Be Light, Nas
    2. Lisa, Listen To Me, Blood, Sweat & Tears
    3. Two Old Cats Like Us, Ray Charles and Hank Williams
    4. Tutti Frutti, Little Richard
    5. You Ought To Be With Me, Al Green
    6. Only the Good Die Young, Billy Joel
    7. Hurricane, Bob Dylan
    8. Dancin’ in the Moonlight, King Harvest
    9. A Poem on the Underground Railroad, Simon and Garfunkel
    10. My Christmas Tree, the Temptations

  2. Perry Ellis

    Jeez, Pax, that’s one kickass list you managed to put out. That Kick Out the Jams is a treasure.

    Mortming, Cibo Matto
    Love Everybody, The Presidents Of The United States Of America
    Ask For Janice, The Beastie Boys
    Dreams Of Children, The Jam
    A Day Without Me, U2
    It’s Over, Roy Orbison
    Smells Like Teens Spirit, Nirvana
    Mary Jane, The Vines
    Back In Blackbeard, Lifter Puller
    Excuse Me While I Break My Own Heart Tonight, Whiskeytown

  3. Yeah Jesus the blond girl is smokin’. Also, I typed blond “blong” three times in a row today. I must have been hanging out with Lucy too much.

    Lua — Conor Oberst and Gillian Welch
    For Emma — Bon Iver
    Favorite Thingz — Saigon
    I’m a Wheel (live at Agganis Arena) — Wilco
    One by One All Day — The Shins
    Modern World — Wolf Parade
    At My Most Beautiful — REM
    The Legend of John Henry’s Hammer — Johnny Cash
    The Late Greats (live) — Wilco
    Prairie Fire that Wanders About — Sufjan Stevens

  4. 1. She & Him – This is Not a Test
    2. John Lee Hooker – I’ll Never Get Out Of These Blues Alive
    3. Papodosio – Unparalyzer (interesting stuff added to my library back in september i guess)
    4. British Sea Power – Open The Door
    5. Aretha Franklin – Didn’t I (Blow Your Mind This Time)
    6. Jimi Hendrix – Drifters Escape
    7. George Palmer Macias – Who Paints Upon The Wind
    8. Sun Kil Moon – Unlit Hallway
    9. Josh Ritter – Wait For Love (You Know You Will)
    10. My Morning Jacket – Highly Suspicious

  5. Fallen Angel

    ho-ly shit padre, you’ve now declared that two consecutive hot girls are, in fact, hot today

    i am stunned

  6. That’s because they were. It’s not like I’m a eunuch here.

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