Monthly Archives: October 2009

Now that’s change we can all believe in

The Secretary of Agriculture will see you now Here in America, becankled hockey mom Sarah Palin slaps on a pair of designer glasses and a Supercuts hairdo and is immediately the most attractive national politician since Rutherford B. Hayes scandalized … Continue reading

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“I’m dying in this fucking country-ass fucked up town”

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Friday Random 10: Giants Stadium Edition

These should be good times for Giants fans like myself. The squad is 3-0 (thanks to a pretty weak schedule, but still) and in good shape to extend that streak agains the Chiefs this weekend (yay schedule!). “YAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!” Unfortunately for … Continue reading

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Who stole Miss Maine’s crown?

There is tragic news out of Father Scott’s home state today, as it appears someone has stolen Miss Maine’s crown — right from the back seat of her car: Susie Stauble of Gray reported to police last week that someone … Continue reading

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I knew there was a reason to get excited about basketball

THE RETURN OF PERK IS A BEAST

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Goodbye, Saturn

The collapse of a deal between General Motors and the Penske automotive group spells the end of car maker Saturn, according to the Detroit Free-Press. The deal apparently fell apart almost immediately after it rolled off the assembly line, when … Continue reading

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