Monthly Archives: November 2009
This blog is a Consumers Digest super-duper best buy gold star platinum winner
After much scientific inquiry, I have come to the conclusion that there are three things in life that are incontrovertibly fake: 1. The moon landing 2. The female orgasm 3. Consumers Digest You may have already shared my conclusion on … Continue reading
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Tuesday filler: Sexy pilgrim
Because the Big Aristotle himself tweeted this last night:
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Monday Random 1
Sorry about the lack of a random 10 post on Friday. I’ve been up to my ears in automotive hassles for more than a week now (do you have any idea how difficult it is to train a bonobo to … Continue reading
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Science is drunk and horny
The conventional wisdom holds that the average scientist is a sweaty, heaving nerd in a lab coat — a sticky, awkward, bearded trekkie with oversized square glasses and a piece of an onion bagel lodged in his hair. That’s true, … Continue reading
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Ladies, start your engines
I hate to generalize based on decades, but I think it’s safe to say that the men of the 1980s were the sexiest men there ever were. Careful, watching this video more than once can lead to pregnancy.
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Wednesday Wobbling Whimperfest (and link dump)
Normally it’s Father Scott’s job to clean up the sad tears and corndog crumbs of the prior evening’s episode of The Biggest Loser. But he’s in Prague on my behalf this week, trying to secure me several necessities for my … Continue reading
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WANT!!!
I am a strong and virile man, with a gruff disposition no tolerance for all that namby-pamby shit. In fact, I am best known three things: 1) Chopping wood with the sides of my hands 2) Scaring off neighborhood ruffians … Continue reading
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Leopard seals will feed you penguins
Not only is the below video among the coolest filler we’ve ever featured, but it’s also confirmation of my long-held belief that leopard seals are the grandmothers of the ocean. “Here, eat this half-dead penguin,” they say. “You look too … Continue reading
Bob Ross makes you scrub the latrine
ALRIGHT UP AND AT ‘EM, MAGGOTS! TIME TO GET YOUR CANDY ASSES OUT OF THAT BUNK AND TRY YOUR HARDEST TO CONVINCE YOUR MOMMA THAT YOU ARE NOT THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF HER LIFE! WHAT’S THAT, MAGGOT? WHY AM I … Continue reading
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Friday Random 10: Fading Spirits Edition
Sad news from Mars this week as NASA officials are openly questioning the future of the Spirit rover, which has been cruising the surface of the red planet for six years. It’s not out of batteries or anything. It’s just … Continue reading
