Oh we are even more screwed

Perry Ellis

Thank Baldr we’ll be safely ensconced at home with Buster Ellis, with the doors locked anda great big can full of zombie whupass, when this scourge hits our shores:

Now they have their own fucking band!?

At least we have this going for us:

Take that, zombie musician bitches!

Sharks bitey and killy this year

Perry Ellis

We’ve already exceeded last year’s sharkly death toll, according to The Associated Press (via Boston.com):

“An Austrian tourist died Monday after being bitten by a shark while diving near the Bahamas in waters that had been baited with bloody fish parts to attract the predators.

Markus Groh, 49, a Vienna lawyer and diving enthusiast, was on a commercial dive trip Sunday when he was bitten about 50 miles off the coast of Fort Lauderdale…”

Are the Flying Shark Vikings turning against us? Know fear.

Let’s just hope that was a zombie.