Father Scott
Alright that sucked. The Celts got beat by a weak team led by a pretend superstar. At least that team is about to get King James’ balls coronated in its collective face.
But worry not Celts fans. Because look at this tasty nugget from the New York Daily News (via ESPN):
Coming off a season when [...]
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May 18, 2009
Yi!
August 28, 2008
Democrats hate a winner
Pax Arcana
Via Universal Hub comes this hilarious nugget from the San Francisco Sentinel’s coverage of the Democratic National Convention last night. In case you missed it — while you were openly mocking Alex Rodriguez and the hilariously retarded children of George Steinbrenner — the Democrats officially nominated Barack Obama last night.
Here’s what happened when it [...]
June 12, 2008
Easily the greatest headline ever
Pax Arcana
From Perk is a Beast:
Shirley looks okay, but what happened to Laverne?
June 10, 2008
Bill Plaschke is sensitive
Pax Arcana
Bill Plaschke is ostensibly a sportswriter for the L.A. Times, but really he’s a ceaseless campaigner for TV time on those ESPN wind-tunnel laboratories like Around the Horn. I would give him credit for coming across as smarter than Jay Mariotti, but that’s akin to giving credit to someone for not eating his [...]
June 6, 2008
Coco loco
Perry Ellis
We missed this last night, because these days we’re more about basketball than baseball (for one thing, it’s only June and for another, the Celtics & Lakers are tilting for the milkshake trophy), but apparently Coco Crisp (insert sugary cereal joke here) pitched a nutty last night in the Lyric Little Bandbox:
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“I will break you!”
Wait, it [...]
June 6, 2008
Basketball Dirty Water: Game One
Pax Arcana
We’re more baseball than basketball over here, but please take a minute to catch up with Perk is a Beast on the occasion of the Celtics’ game one victory last night.
Here’s their typically measured assessment of the third quarter:
“Maybe the greatest twelve minutes of basketball played since Larry Bird had the ability to bend [...]
June 4, 2008
The Globe almost has this Web thing figured out…
Pax Arcana
Here is what famed Boston sports yahoo and pop culture enthusiast Bill Simmons has to say about the L.A. – Boston basketball rivalry in the most recent edition of ESPN the Magazine:
Boston beat L.A. for the title eight straight times before falling in 1985. If that’s a long-standing rivalry, so is Tom vs. Jerry, [...]
November 3, 2007
Bill Walton thinks the Celtics won the whole thing
Pax Arcana was watching the SportsCenter recap of the Celtics opening night victory over the Washington Gay Republicans when Bill Walton confused us by saying the following:
“It’s been 22 years since the last Celtics championship. The drought is finally over.”
We think Bill may have been hitting the “mostly Maui Waui but it’s got some Labrador [...]