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Posts Tagged as ‘football’
October 20, 2009
Your brain changes the game
It was a tough sports weekend for the house of Pax. Not only did the Giants get creamed by New Orleans, but the Yankees and Phillies took several steps closer to playing in the biggest asshole douchebag fuckface World Series of all time.
On top of all that, Steven Hauschka — the official placekicker of Pax [...]
October 2, 2009
Friday Random 10: Giants Stadium Edition
These should be good times for Giants fans like myself. The squad is 3-0 (thanks to a pretty weak schedule, but still) and in good shape to extend that streak agains the Chiefs this weekend (yay schedule!).
“YAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!”
Unfortunately for the 17 of us Giants fans in the Boston area, we’ve only been able to catch glimpses [...]
February 2, 2009
Who’s not the boss?
Pax Arcana
On occasion, I like to poke fun at Slate for being an endlessly flowing fountain of sweaty contrarianism and pathetic weenieism. But I also like to give credit where it is due.
But mostly I like to shit on Slate for retardery like this overflowing crock pot of unicorn AIDS.
To sum it up, Bruce Springsteen [...]
February 2, 2009
Hows about some Springsteen nuts in your mouth?
Pax Arcana
Easily the highlight of the Super Bowl.
January 16, 2009
Friday Random 10: Eyeballs Edition
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More than any other player, Larry Fitzgerald is the reason the Arizona Cardinals are hosting the NFC championship game this weekend. His ability to haul down passes in traffic and turn wildly thrown ducks into touchdowns are the primary force behind the apparent rejuvenation of Kurt Warner.
Fitzgerald is so good, in fact, that even [...]
January 9, 2009
Friday Random 10: Beast Mode Edition
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With all appropriate deference to Marshawn Lynch — originator of the concept and Father Scott man-crush — and the lads over at PIAB, I can think of no better phrase to sum up my hopes for the Giants this weekend than the following:
BEAST MODE
More to the point, this game (and every game the Giants [...]
December 22, 2008
Return to form
Pax Arcana
Apologies for the scarcity of content on the site this morning. Pax Manor is quite busy at the holidays, and Santa’s going to have my nuts in a sling if I don’t finish these…
Oops. I’ve said too much.
Anyway, I did have time to catch the big NFC showdown last night, in which the New [...]
December 2, 2008
We have a new suspect (Who Shot Plaxico?)
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It’s been four days since Plaxico Burress was shot in the thigh, and we still don’t know who the real shooter is. The media and several eyewitnesses still insist it was Burress himself who pulled the trigger, but it is becoming increasing apparent that the “official” story is more full of holes than the [...]
December 1, 2008
Who shot Plaxico?
Pax Arcana
Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress will turn himself into New York City police today on felony gun charges. The arrest comes just days after Burress was shot in the thigh at a Manhattan nightclub, where he operates a charity that rescues rare bottles of champagne from high shelves.
Several media reports indicate Burress’ wound was [...]
