The Paxernet is abuzz today with two grisly discoveries that could forever change the balance of power betwixt man and zombie.
And for once, Larry King has nothing to do with it.
“Hey you. You’re totally f—ed.”
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First comes news from North Dakota that paleontologists have excavated a hadrosaur — a duck-billed dinosaur that once roamed the great plains — complete with fossilized skin, tissue, and possibly organs intact.
Nicknamed Dakota, the hadrosaur is one of only five naturally preserved dinosaur mummies ever discovered. Unlike previous dinosaur mummies, which typically involve skin impressions pressed into bones, Dakota’s entire skin envelope appears to remain largely intact.
“The skin has been mineralized,” said Manning. “It is an actual three-dimensional structure, backfilled with sediment.”
More zombie horror stories after the jump.