Gisele will pop a cap in your ass

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Not only is Gisele Bundchen the world’s highest-paid model and an accomplished equestrian, she is also a straight up gangsta who will flush em and watch em go down the drain quick. That is to say she will regulate. Which is to say she will bust a cap in your ass.
According to Boston.com, two [...]

Return to form

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Apologies for the scarcity of content on the site this morning. Pax Manor is quite busy at the holidays, and Santa’s going to have my nuts in a sling if I don’t finish these…
Oops. I’ve said too much.
Anyway, I did have time to catch the big NFC showdown last night, in which the New [...]

Kevin O’Connell probably gets tons of women

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This Boston Globe apology is exactly the kind of thing the sports blog world thrives on. It’s got mystery, intrigue, and a hilarious pay-off culminating in a fantastic dick joke starring Patriots back-up quarterback Kevin O’Connell.
Here’s the story:
On Sunday, the Globe published a photo of O’Connell taken during a practice session. The Globe’s editorial [...]

Oh dear god, here we go again

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Ah, autumn. The leaves crunching underfoot. The blazing kaleidescope of color. The annual Pax Arcana Apple and Fondue Festival.
Honestly, is there a better time of year than…
Oh no. Not again.

Hi guys. Gregg Easterbrook here. Just, you know, wanted to say hello, and wish you all a happy football season. I’ll be holding down my [...]

Super Follow-Up

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A few scattered thoughts to follow up:

Mercury Morris can choke on it. He says the Patriots aren’t in his house yet. I think most would agree that the 2007 Patriots would not only move into the 1972 Dolphins’ house, but would also eat everything out of the fridge, clog the toilet, break the remote, [...]

17-14

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Let’s start with what this was not: A miracle.
Miracles are more than just “unexpected occurrences.” Miracles are more than just “whoda thunk it” victories by teams with inferior talent and a history of blowing big games. Miracles are when the very laws of nature are bent or distorted to produce a specific result.
This was [...]

Somewhere in Virginia, TMQ is in need of new pants

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From some small-town rag called The New York Times comes word that Republican senator Arlen Specter is finally acting on the sweet nothings Gregg Easterbrook whispers in his ear every night.
Specter wants NFL (or as the Times puts it, N.F.L.) commissioner Roger Goodell to appear before Congress and explain why the league destroyed tapes [...]

The real LT was a lot tougher

Man, those were some scary dudes back then. Angry, fast, and more chock full of cocaine than a seaplane out of Colombia.

Dear fellow Giants fans: Let’s not get carried away with all this

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Look fellas,
We’re all happy about the Giants run, getting hot at the right time and so forth and etcetera. Pax Arcana is just as happy as the rest of you. My grandfather was a passionate Giants fan who died just months after the Giants’ last trip to the big game — a humiliating defeat [...]

Pax Linkographus: 16-0 edition

The night of extraordinary inner conflict for Pax Arcana ended somewhat predictably last night, as the juggernaut Patriots took out our beloved Giants with a last minute surge of raw power and precision — and the inevitable bad pick by Eli.

Brandon Jacobs is a beast.
Still in our Giants T-shirt this morning, we think we got [...]