Perk is a Beast is a Juggernaut

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Have you ever wanted to see the crazed rantings of an unbalanced fanatic on basic cable television?
If you answered yes, you’re in luck. Tonight at 10:30 (and 11:30), one of the awesomedudes of the venerable Perk is a Beast Web site takes to the picture tubes to share his insight into why commas are [...]

Easily the greatest headline ever

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From Perk is a Beast:
Shirley looks okay, but what happened to Laverne?

Basketball Dirty Water: Game One

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We’re more baseball than basketball over here, but please take a minute to catch up with Perk is a Beast on the occasion of the Celtics’ game one victory last night.
Here’s their typically measured assessment of the third quarter:
“Maybe the greatest twelve minutes of basketball played since Larry Bird had the ability to bend [...]

New York City spares the birthplace of Hip Hop

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A few weeks back, the beastly brains over at Perk is a Beast took sportswriter Bill Simmons to task for his comically short-sighted paragraph on the paragons of Hip Hop history. Though he relented in later writings, Simmons’ major oversight was not including the actual founders of what would become Hip Hop, including, as [...]

Save PIAB!!

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I’m not sure if questionable grammar can actually blow up a Web site, but the greatest Celtics blog in the entire universe has been down for a few days now.

My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw PIAB pass out [...]

Pax Linkographus: Color of the Year

“If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and no-one dares criticize it.” – Pierre Gallois

The Pantone Color Institute has chosen its color of the year, and confirms that blue (No. 18-3943, anyway) is the new [...]

Now playing at Perk is a Beast

Stallone hasn’t yet learned to speak, but he’ll still rip out your goddamn larynx just for unbuckling your belt. If you’re Asian, anyway.

“When you’re pushed, killin’s easier than breathin’.” – John Rambo

How to reveal the beast

The crack editors at Perk is a Beast demonstrate in three parts why sports blogs are carving out a huge chunk of the sports media universe.
Their three-part interview with Perk himself is a revelation. They got access. They got pictures. They teased out the personality of a professional athlete with good humor and basketball-savvy questions.

And [...]

Who the F is Danny Gans?

The view from Pax Arcana’s ludicrously oversized suite at the Rio includes the Palms Hotel, a whole buttload of casino construction projects, and one giant billboard featuring a toothy buttplug named Danny Gans.
Who the F is Danny Gans?
We looked it up, using the World Wide Webs, and discovered that Danny Gans bills himself as an [...]