Tuesday Morning Crybaby

We know, we know, we said we’d never read another word by the idiotic Gregg Easterbrook. But after the Pats’ 52-7 pasting of the Redskins, we couldn’t resist dropping in for a look at TMQ’s latest tantrum.

Here’s a portion of the hissy fit:

“With 13 minutes remaining, the Patriots led 38-0, yet Brady not only was still on the field but was in the shotgun and still throwing deep. With 12 minutes to play, New England jumped offsides on third-and-2; Brady visibly yelled “f—!” in angry disgust. With his team ahead 38-0! At 11 minutes remaining, Belichick went for it on fourth-and-1, frantically trying to humiliate genteel Joe Gibbs by running up the score. When Brady threw to Wes Welker for yet another touchdown, he celebrated wildly afterward. OK, it’s unfair to say Brady smirks. But a true sportsman, or anyone with dignity, would have felt embarrassed about celebrating wildly at 45-0 in the fourth quarter. Matt Cassel came in at quarterback, and immediately began throwing from the shotgun. Belichick went for it on fourth-and-2 with a 45-point lead, and soon the Patriots were celebrating wildly when Cassel ran for a TD himself.”

Go back to coaching middle school flag football, crybaby. It’s funny how we didn’t hear any puling whines about running up the score from the Reskins or Joe Gibbs, you fatuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous bore.

– Perry Ellis 



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8 responses to “Tuesday Morning Crybaby

  1. fatherscott

    TMQ was on WEEI this morning being interviewed by Dennis and Callahan. I only caught the very end of it and then D&C’s wrap-up of it. They both had glowing things to say about him, and Callahan in particular just fawned over the guy’s writing. Which proves that anything Gerry Callahan says should be summarily dismissed.

    My problem with TMQ, especially when it comes to the Pats, is the way he overstates things. When he said, not just implied, but said, that if information came out that the Pats cheated in Super Bowls it could bring the downfall of the league, and that it spoke of greater mistrust in other arenas beyond football that would attack the fabric of our society, that’s what I have a problem with. If he has a problem with them cheating or running up the score, fine. They did cheat. And they do run up the score. Every week. Just don’t tell me it’s endemic of greater societal problems, dumbass. Stick to Battlestar Galactica.

  2. Perry Ellis

    The only person I respect less than Easterbrook is Callahan.

    And I love it when they run up the score. I’m hoping they become the first NFL team to ring up triple digits on an opponent.

  3. I don’t remember a lot of complaining about running up the score when the 49ers were annihilating everyone on their way to annihilating the Broncos 55-10 in Superbowl XXIV. They were a “great team” but the Patriots are just a-holes that like to rub it in. Go figure.

  4. Scott Baio Jr.

    I said it once and I’ll say it again
    New England Pats = Adams Atoms

    Easterbrook sux too. I am not reading his 20,000-word manifestos. I have better things to waste my time with.
    Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to troll for Family Guy YouTube clips.

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