And so it begins

Pax Arcana

Like thousands of men my age, I renamed my fantasy football team Client 9 (nee the Jersey Turnpikes) about two minutes after the Eliot Spitzer sex scandal broke last week.

By next fall, of course, Client 9 jokes will have come and gone more often than a high-priced hooker from the Jersey shore. See what I mean?

For now, though, there is still sport to be made of the fallen crusader with the pricey doin’ it habit. Our favorite so far is this ad, found by The Scotch Blog, for the 21-year-old Portwood from The Balvenie. Rumor has it the ad was submitted — but refused — by a financial periodical of some sort.


Laugh now. Soon it will get annoying.

‘Allo Guv’nor [The Scotch Blog]


Filed under booze

3 responses to “And so it begins

  1. I love this drawing – maybe because I was the artist who drew it !

    • It’s fine work, too. Is the story from The Scotch Blog correct?

      Also, I’m happy to remove it from the site if you’d like.

      • Hey Pax – yes from the scotch bolg – it’s totally fine you can leave it – in fact I believe Balvenie has stopped using the ‘” guy” because people weren’t getting the cut lines – to bad the humour was very Scottish and very funny -I’m not sure if the copy writers were from New York or the British Isles but they were doing a beautiful job – which city are you based in Pax ?
        cheers john

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