I’m sure the local news affiliates (except Fox, obviously) will be all over this one tonight, but apparently federal authorities are investigating whether Boston-based agents of the U.S. marshal’s office improperly escorted Fox Sports blowhards Joe Buck and Tim McCarver to and from Fenway World Series games last year.
Personally, I don’t give a shit.
But I do have to commend Michael Femia of Bostonist for summing up exactly what I was thinking:
“How those two were in federal custody and escaped deserves a full-blown investigation. There’s got to be something in the Geneva Convention about subjecting a nation to them.”