Friday Random 10: Pick up Pappy at the old fake bus stop edition

Pax Arcana

I will not be milling around Pax Arcana’s central offices in downtown Somerville today, as the spry and nostalgic Mrs. Pax Arcana and I will be celebrating our 10-year reunion with former classmates at the muthereffin skool of hard knoXX in Murdah City USA.

I do have time to pass along this awesome story of one German nursing home’s unique approach to preventing Alzheimer’s Disease patients from wandering off in search of their homes.

Their solution? Put a fake bus stop in front of the nursing home. That way, when patients do make it out the front door, they’ll stop there and wait to be picked up:

“It sounds funny,” said Old Lions Chairman Franz-Josef Goebel, “but it helps. Our members are 84 years-old on average. Their short-term memory hardly works at all, but the long-term memory is still active. They know the green and yellow bus sign and remember that waiting there means they will go home.” The result is that errant patients now wait for their trip home at the bus stop, before quickly forgetting why they were there in the first place.

“We will approach them and say that the bus is coming later today and invite them in to the home for a coffee,” said Mr Neureither. “Five minutes later they have completely forgotten they wanted to leave.”

First of all, it’s awesome that they named this nursing home “Old Lions.”

Second, I see nothing wrong whatsoever with tricking these poor people into waiting for a bus that will never come.

Third, if I lived in Germany I would steal a bus, wait one block down the street, and take the first patient I spotted on the ride of his life. It would be like Thelma and Louise if one of them were a German Alzheimer’s patient and the other was a less masculine version of Geena Davis.

On to the songs:

The Inner Light — The Beatles (WTF?)
Little Saint Nick — The Beach Boys (WTF?!!?)
Caribbean Queen — Billie Ocean (WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!!!!!!)
Sandy — Caribou
Plateau — Nirvana
Repo Man — Iggy Pop
Rocky Mountain High — John Denver
F–ked Up Kid — Broken Social Scene Presents Kevin Drew
Yankee Bayonet — The Decemberists
California Stars — Wilco and Billy Bragg

Bonus Video:

Video Killed the Radio Star — The Wrong Trousers

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6 responses to “Friday Random 10: Pick up Pappy at the old fake bus stop edition

  1. Perry Ellis

    Video link seems to be non-existent, but then what do you care? You’re probably all whacked out on some kind Middlebury bud right about now.

    My list:

    1 – Thank God It’s Christmas, Queen (WTF?)
    2 – Powerline (live), Hüsker Dü (Ah, that’s much better)
    3 – Only Darkness Has the Power, Mekons
    4 – Peanuts, the Police
    5 – Angel of Harlem, U2
    6 – Blew Away, Smashing Pumpkins
    7 – Yound Man Blues (live), the Who
    8 – What’s Going On, Hüsker Dü
    9 – Shoot You Down, Stone Roses
    10 – Battleship Chains, Hindu Love Gods

  2. Apparently WordPress is refusing to embed videos now? WTF?

  3. Perry Ellis

    I’ve had problems with that too, and found that you have to copy the embed script from Ytube into the HTML view tab in stoopid WordPress and sometimes you have to try it more than once. Stoopid WordPress.

  4. Chris

    I’ll play your game, you rogue:

    – Riches and Wonders, the Mountain Goats
    – Mario Man, Super Furry Animals
    – Goodbye to the Mother & the Cover, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
    – Pulled Up, Talking Heads
    – KC Accidental, Broken Social Scene
    – The Celibate Life, The Shins
    – Names, Cat Power
    – Keeping the Faith, Billy Joel
    – The Owls Go, Architecture In Helsinki
    – Don’t Know Why, Norah Jones

    Wow, that was a pretty unsatisfying list today.

  5. That bus story has a Waiting For Godot feel for it, waiting for the non-existent bus.

    1. Missing Link (feat. Common) – Femi Kuti
    2. Truckin – Grateful Dead
    3. Blood on Our Hands (Justice Remix) – Death from Above 1979
    4. Bell Boy – The Who
    5. Flightless Bird, American Mouth – Iron & Wine
    6. Two (alternate christmas lights video version) -Ryan Adams (two weeks in a row)
    7. Tall Saint – the National
    8. The Believer – Neil Young
    9. I Got the Keys to the Kingdom – Washington Phillips
    10. Brooklyn Roads – Neil Diamond (WTF?)

    Bonus Video: The Greatest Action Movie Trailer Ever

  6. Spackler just Chick-Rolled me.

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