We’ve long suspected there’s something in the water over there at Perkisabeast, but last night’s Celtics win over L.A. has pushed our friends in the Beast Lair to new heights (lows?). We’re not sure their collective psyche could withstand another win by the C’s, but we’re sure their heads will explode super nova-style if the Green lose this series.
So can’t we all just pray to Odin and Thor that the Celtics hoist the 17th banner this year? Do it for the poor souls wasting away in the sunless depths of the Lair. Do it for the Beast. Do it because you don’t want to see Perkisabeast wind up like this
You call that a hard foul!?