But even the most assiduous of Pax Arcanites might not realize that the gentleman in question remains a force to be reckoned with, especially at the plate. As someone with just enough coordination to ride a bike without falling down (much), I admire people who can actually play sports with other, fast-moving objects.
Especially when they’re good at it. Here are the Paxman’s year-to-date stats as the David Ortiz of the Boston Men’s Baseball League Rangers:
G AB R H RBI BB SO OBP SLG AVG OPS
6 21 5 11 4 1 4 0.522 0.905 0.524 1.427
And here’s the best part:
Awww. Vikings are so cute when they’re small.