Pax Power Ranger

Perry Ellis

Devoted readers are well aware of our gracious host’s prowess with bat, ball and tight trousers — after all, the man does hold several Middlebury slugging records.

But even the most assiduous of Pax Arcanites might not realize that the gentleman in question remains a force to be reckoned with, especially at the plate. As someone with just enough coordination to ride a bike without falling down (much), I admire people who can actually play sports with other, fast-moving objects.

Especially when they’re good at it. Here are the Paxman’s year-to-date stats as the David Ortiz of the Boston Men’s Baseball League Rangers:

G AB R H RBI BB SO OBP SLG AVG OPS
6 21 5 11 4 1 4 0.522 0.905 0.524 1.427

It’s enough to make you run to the Pax Arcana Store and buy one of those spiffy T-shirts, ain’t it?

And here’s the best part:


Awww. Vikings are so cute when they’re small.

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6 Comments

Filed under baseball, Middlebury, pax arcana, sports, Vikings

6 responses to “Pax Power Ranger

  1. Perry Ellis

    Aw, c’mon – your career stats aren’t too shabby either. Don’t sell yourself short:

    OBP SLG AVG OPS
    .393 .467 .332 .860

    Not bad over 107 games.

  2. Tag correction — I play in the 18+ division. And will never, ever play in the 30+ division (despite my geriatric qualifications).

  3. Perry Ellis

    My bad. But doesn’t that make your power stats all the more impressive, as you’re competing against tots instead of old-timers?

  4. If you think pax is 6’2 you need to buy a new yardstick.

  5. 6′ 10″ with the Afro.

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