You can inflate sharks now

Pax Arcana

Have you ever been attacked by a shark and thought, “Man, if only I could inject this shark with something that would not only kill it, but also make it bloat up and float to the surface.”?

Me too.

That’s why whenever I go spearfishing off my private Thai peninsula, I carry the WASP.

Unlike other diving knives, which are only good for stabbing and cutting, the WASP is cooking with gas. From the company’s Web site:

This weapon injects a frozen ball of compressed gas approximately the size of a basketball at 850psi nearly instantly. The effects of this injection will drop many of the world’s largest land predators. The effects of the compressed gas not only cause over-inflation during ascent when used underwater, but also freezes all tissues and organs surrounding the point of injection on land or at sea. When used underwater, the injected gas carries the predator to the surface BEFORE blood is released into the water. Thus giving the diver added protection by diverting other potential predators to the surface.

And if that potential predator is a zombie, rest assured that his trip to the surface will be his last:

WASP Injection Systems [Home]

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