The robots will rock you now

Pax Arcana

Robots launching a violent war against man is a staple of science fiction, but let’s be honest for a second — that scenario is pretty damn unrealistic.

As anybody who’s studied the machinations of robot subversion knows, their real plan is to sneak in through our ear holes and plant subliminal messages in the microchips implanted in us by crooked ear, nose, and throat doctors.

Our spies in New Zealand have successfully absconded with the below video of the world’s first all-robot band:

The accompanying Wired article implies that the robots were programmed by humans to play real instruments. I say the editors of Wired have underestimated their resolve and cunning.

Video: New Zealand’s Band of Robots [Wired]

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