Police in New Jersey locked down local public schools after someone spotted a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school. The schools were reopened when the cops determined that the ninja was actually a camp counselor on his way to a costume party…
… proving once again that the combination of ninjas and camp counselors makes the Pax Arcana army an unstoppable force of stealth and deception. And they laughed at me at the Laser Tag convention.
School locked down after ‘ninja’ sighted in woods [Boston.com]