I took a couple of minutes away from Lil’ Wayne’s latest joint (bitch, it’s the bomb like tick, tick) to read an All Songs Considered blogpost about a website devoted to spitting out a band name for people not creative enough to do so themselves (then why are you creating music, you might ask, and I would not be able to answer you).
The website is called Band Name Maker, and it’s simple to operate. Type in a word and it cranks out ten random band names. Don’t like them? Generate again.
After the jump, my favorites for each of the members of this site:
That last one probably came straight from the illustrious and coquettish Mrs. Pax Arcana after one of Pax’s 3-5 days at the plate in his baseball league.
Perry of the Dead Leopard
Perry Space and the Shallow Tuesday
Do you have the latest Perry Elixir t-shirt?
Band Name Maker had more fun with Perry, clearly.
Padre Butt-ugly (ed. note: heresy!)’
Laced Padre of the Miserable Army
The cover of Laced Padre of the Miserable Army’s self-titled debut
Intimate Angel and the Complex
Angel of the Nuisance
Given Fallen Angel’s interest in wrestling, the last one is obviously the best.
Angel Rumble is huge with the 12-15-year old male demographic
School of the Reverend Stump
Hot Pink Reverend
Hot Pink Reverend gives this out free at its shows