Astronaut Jesus + Vikings + Space Dragon = WTF?

Pax Arcana

Here is the official trailer for the new movie Outlander, starring Jim Caviezel as some kind of astronaut who falls to earth in the time of the Vikings while pursued by a giant space dragon.

I shit you not. That’s the story:

Personally, I don’t find this film very historically credible. For one thing, 8th century Norwegian Vikings didn’t speak English with British accents. For another thing, Vikings didn’t fight space dragons. They fought zombies while riding on space dragons. You would have thought my book on the subject, A Fjord Too Deep: The Truth About Vikings, Zombies, and Space Dragons, would have cleared this all up.

Hat tip: FilmDrunk

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3 responses to “Astronaut Jesus + Vikings + Space Dragon = WTF?

  1. Colin

    Viking-fighting, time-traveling astronaut is really the only role you can take as an actor after playing Jesus.

  2. Why didnt they just call it the Passion pt Deux?

  3. I think the space dragon represents the Jews.

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