While most of the intelligence budget at Pax Arcana is spent in zombie-related reconnaissance, the threat of escalation from the Great Hipster Civil War has provoked us to boost our resources in other places as well.
Consider the danger that a splinter faction of retro video game-loving hipsters would present if provoked by, say, a small band of steampunk toy hobbyist hipsters. We just can’t take those kinds of chances.
So we sent our man Birch and his Hungarian manservant down to Baltimore to check in on a meeting of retro video game-loving hipsters. Their mission was to assess the situation. Here is the raw video of what they witnessed.
I must warn you — this video contains graphic depictions of pixelated violence and the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra:
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In case you were wondering, we haven’t yet decided on Birch’s next mission. Perhaps we will send him to Narnia to check on Asland, or to a Heroes fan fiction convention. Or to magic camp.
In conclusion, Birch is a giant nerd. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!