Zombie puppets will lull you into complacency

Pax Arcana

Despite the single-mindedness they show in their zeal for cranial consumption, zombies are more creative than we give them credit for and should be considered highly deceptive. First they learned to breathe underwater. Then they infiltrated the White House. Then they formed kickball teams.

Now they are attempting to gain favor with our children by forming puppet bands and singing kick-ass classic rock ballads.

Witness the below clip one such band singing “Dust in the Wind,” by Kansas:

Do not be lulled into complacency.

“Oh but they’re so cute!” you say. “Those little puppets look harmless!”

Look, Hitler may have been a cute kid once. Then he killed millions of Jews. So if you like these zombie puppets, you’re just a Jew-hating Nazi.

Consider yourself warned.

Hat tip: Boing Boing


Leave a comment

Filed under zombies

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s