Good morning, brothers and sisters. I trust you arrived at your workplaces comfortable in the knowledge that there is a God above who loves you (unless you’re a Phillies fan, naturally).
What’s that? You’re not sure about this God business? Seems a little silly to align your entire belief structure around a supernatural being first conceived of by desert nomads 2,000 years ago?
Well in that case, please accept my invitation to renew your motherfucking mind. Quickly, before they take down this hilarious video:
Nope. Not creepy at all.
Hat tip to Dr. French Fry