There’s always next year

Perry Ellis

“Now it is done. Now the story ends. And there is no way to tell it. The art of fiction is dead. Reality has strangled invention. Only the utterly impossible, the inexpressibly fantastic, can ever be plausible again.”

– Red Smith

That about sums it up, sports fans, for our favorite Viking zombie slayer, gourmand and all-around swell fella, Pax Arcana. His Rangers were bounced from the playoffs by the Athletics, bringing this year’s men’s league baseball odyssey to a close for our beloved Scandinavian doofus.

But it sure wasn’t for lack of trying on his part. Here’s his line on the season:

G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO OBP SLG AVG OPS
19 57 12 18 1 3 2 13 5 9 0.348 0.544 0.316 0.8

In consolation, the Athletics went on to run the table and, as of this writing, are a game away from glory. We’ll check back in later for the final, so stay tuned, sports fans!

Way to go, Dave Pax.

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