To be a fish, you need water.
To be a criminal, you need an innocent victim.
To be a blogger, or any effective member of the workforce, you need a computer.
Our dear friend Pax forgot this last part. Getting ready for work this morning, Senor Arcana forgot that part of his job is to bring his work-issued laptop, you know, to work. So he’s in the dark ages, leafing through “papers” at his desk and wondering what all the incessant clacking is, while zombies no doubt lurk without proper supervision throughout the intertubes.
So this here site should be a little quiet today, unless Perry thinks of a 12,000 screed about The Hold Steady.
Anyway, I don’t have any ideas, so just watch this Japanese commercial of Daisuke Matsuzaka to get yourself properly amped for tonight’s game.