It has recently come to my attention that Nurglon — whom we anointed our preferred vice presidential candidate back in September — is not a credible candidate at all, but is in fact a human-devouring space monster hell bent on conquering the planet and destroying the very fabric of human existence.
But fear not, Paxites. We have a new candidate now.
Say hello to La Pequeña Sarah Palin:
I think we all feel a bit better now.
La Pequeña Sarah Palin (Thank You Jesus) [Boing Boing]