Friday Random 10: Titties

Pax Arcana

Remember that time we all saw that one lady’s tit?

janet_jackson_titEverything changed after that, didn’t it? We all realized how inadequately our government protected us from the inadvertent ogling of the horrifying grotesqueries that hang so dangerously from female torsos. And we wept. And we peeked again. And we felt shame. In our pants. And we lost our souls in the process.

The low point was when a court in Philadelphia overruled the Federal Communications Commission’s $500,000 fine against CBS for the incident.

But the federal government — facing the prospect of a long and tit-filled winter under a socialist communist terrorist marxist black president — is not going down quietly. They have asked the Supreme Court to reimpose the fine as a final swipe at the overwhelming tide of evil that threatens to wash titties all over this great nation.

I say God speed, federal government. As a married heterosexual man, I’m already outnumbered two to one in  my own personal war against titties. I need all the help I can get.

The songs:

Roses — Outkast
Why You’d Want to Live Here — Death Cab for Cutie
Down in the Valley — Otis Redding
Good Vibrations — The Beach Boys
My 1st Song — Jay Z and DJ Dangermouse
The Ghost of You Lingers — Spoon
Film Noir — The Gaslight Anthem
How Could I Know — My Morning Jacket
Opie — Beardog
Keep ’em in a Canyon — Oxford Collapse

Bonus Video:

No Children, The Mountain Goats (Live)

The Rules: The Friday Random 10 is exactly that — random. We open up our iTunes, set the thing on shuffle, and listen to 10 songs. We are not permitted to skip any out of embarrassment or fear of redundancy. Commenters are encouraged to post their own.

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3 responses to “Friday Random 10: Titties

  1. Perry Ellis

    Love that MT. Goats song. So bitter!

    1 – Dreams Reoccurring, Hüsker Dü
    2 – Crying, TV On The Radio

    3 – Dashboard, Modest Mouse

    4 – Ring of Fire (live), Blondie

    5 – B.L. Got Soul, The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion

    6 – All The Right Reasons, The Jayhawks

    7 – Titanium Expose, Sonic Youth

    8 – Drunken Butterfly, Sonic Youth

    9 – Hornery, Bob Mould

    10 – Every Time / Bed of Nails (live), Hüsker Dü

  2. 1. E-Pro – Beck
    2. Shelter from the Storm – Bob Dylan
    3. Where Shall I go – The Swan Silvertones (if you dont know, you better ask somebody)
    4. Oh Napoleon – The Acorn
    5. I’ll Be Glad – Bonnie “Prince” Billy (very nice new album, very different from the shit he previously released)
    6. This is New – Wilco
    7. Aimer – Rokia Traoré
    8. Beethoven’s Fifth Gold Digger (Kanye West vs. Beethoven vs. Walter Murphy) – Mashup
    9. Winter ’05 – Ra Ra Riot
    10. I’ll Have to Say I Love You in a Song – Jim Croce

  3. Coach Football

    1. Idle Songs–Frog Eyes
    2. Sometimes a Pony Gets Depressed–Silver Jews
    3. Winter Snow–Booker T. and the MGs
    4. Corduroy–Pearl Jam
    5. Ice on the Sheets–Ugly Casanova
    6. Sunday Bloody Sunday–U2
    7. Hung Up on a Dream–Zombies
    8. Telephasic Workshop–Boards of Canada
    9. Iggy and Angus–Sloan
    10. Jealousy (Will Get You)–White Hassle

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