Watch out for fast-moving Nazi snow zombies

Pax Arcana

Most students of modern history know that Norway was occupied by Germany for much of World War II.

What you probably didn’t know is that fast-moving Nazi snow zombies still roam the fjordland, wreaking havoc on groups of young pleasure-seekers. Luckily — as contributor Fallen Angel discovered — there is a new documentary film on its way that promises to fill that knowledge gap.

Presenting, for your edification, Dead Snow:

This is a subject that hits close to home. My grandfather’s cousin Otto lives in an area with a very high concentration of murderous undead Nazi soldiers. He once had to fend them off armed only with a bucket full of frozen herring and a slingshot.

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5 responses to “Watch out for fast-moving Nazi snow zombies

  1. Karl

    I realize it’s been months since I’ve stopped by to read your blog, and now I suddenly realized what I’ve been missing. I’m quite fortunate to have survived this long without checking in on the latest updates of zombie infestations. It is a scary world we live in, but thankfully we have a hero of the people to turn to in desperate times!

  2. The Good Doctor

    You should publish a Pax family tree. It’s hard to keep up with everyone now, and it seems there’s quite the history behind you.

  3. Coach Football

    Pax Buttcarna.

  4. Esquire

    Those Nazi zombies make a great cocoa ad.

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