Friday Random 10: BOOM! Edition

Pax Arcana

As the East Coast buckles down for the annual December edition of OMG IT’S THE BIGGEST STURM EVAR DUCK OH NO ITS SOOOO MUCH SNOOOWWWWWW!!! AAHHHHHHH!!!!, Pax Arcana turns its attention to China — a nation gripped by the tale of an exploding Wang.

Wang Diange lived in inner Mongolia until he was struck by lightning at the funeral of a family member. Except he wasn’t actually struck by lightning at all. Rather he was felled by a “weather rocket” that tore through the roof of his family home and lodged in his body. People just assumed it was lightning because of the noise and whatnot.

Wang’s family members discovered something was awry when Wang’s body freaking EXPLODED during his cremation:

As his body was being put into the cremation chamber, it blew up spectacularly, bursting the doors off the oven.

When the fire had been put out, the only clue as to what had happened was a small twisted piece of metal, which seemed to be the glowing remnants of a screw.

At first, local metallurgists were unable to determine what it was, though they noted it bore a military serial number. After a lengthy investigation, however, it was suggested it might be part of a shell casing.


The songs:

Another Nail in the Coffin — The Mirrors
The Backseat — The Gaslight Anthem
This Place is a Prison — The Postal Service
She’ll Break Your Heart Again — The Loves
What Deaner Was Talkin’ About — Ween
Upward over the Mountain — Iron & Wine
Right Hand on My Heart — The Whigs
Sir Psycho Sexy — Red Hot Chilipeppers
I Thought I Saw Your Face Today — She & Him
Bird Flu — M.I.A.

No audio or video bonus until WordPress can get its shit back together.

The Rules: The Friday Random 10 is exactly that — random. We open up our iTunes, set the thing on shuffle, and listen to 10 songs. We are not permitted to skip any out of embarrassment or fear of redundancy. Commenters are encouraged to post their own.



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3 responses to “Friday Random 10: BOOM! Edition

  1. Perry Ellis

    1 – Bring The Noise, Public Enemy & Anthrax
    2 – You And Your Crystal Meth, Drive-By Truckers
    3 – Corinna, Taj Mahal
    4 – The Logical Song, Supertramp (WTF?)
    5 – Were You There (When They Crucified My Lord), Johnny Cash
    6 – Airbag, Radiohead
    7 – I Just Wanna Make Love To You (live), The Rolling Stones
    8 – White Christmas, Otis Redding
    9 – Here, There And Everywhere, The Beatles
    10 – A Rush Of Blood To The Head, Coldplay

  2. 1. Seals & Crofts – Summer Breeze
    2. Supergrass – Rough Knuckles
    3. Kocani Orkestar – Atlantis
    4. Ryan Adams – Silver Bullets
    5. Orchestra Baobab – Sibou Odia (Buy Bamba or Pirates Choice, you wont regret it!)
    —KEXP Streaming doesnt count!!—
    6. Jimmy Smith – A Subtle One
    7. David Bowie – Kooks
    8. Tom Waits – Midtown (instrumental)
    9. Crosby, Stills & Nash – Shadow Captain
    10. Patti Page – Conquest (the song the White Stripes cover)

    Check out Håkan Hellström. Good stuff!

  3. Coach Football

    1. Spunky–Johnny Jenkins
    2. Handshake Drugs–Wilco
    3. Apache Rose Peacock–Red Hot Chili Peppers
    4. Ebb Tide–The Righteous Brothers
    5. Sweet Wine–Cream
    6. Put Me Down Easy–L.C. Cooke
    7. Satisfaction–Otis Redding
    8. Box of Rain–Grateful Dead
    9. You Got What It Takes–Joe Tex
    10. The Electric Co. (Live)–U2

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