Zombie Jesus candle will set your heart afire

Pax Arcana

So your cat horked up eggnog in your stocking and your tree spontaneously combusted. Your gifts did not arrive on time and the ones that did were met with shrugs. And your favorite basketball team not only lost for the first time in 20 games, but then lost again the next time out.

It’s times like these that you can take comfort in the zombie Jesus candle, and the fact that you were not the recipient of this particular gift:

jesus_candle

May the bony hands of our undead savior creep you out for all eternity.

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3 responses to “Zombie Jesus candle will set your heart afire

  1. Jaelynne

    Kobe ruined Christmas, but I wasn’t as upset as I would have been if I got those creepy fingers in my stocking.

  2. Is this what you’re bringing me back from Jersey? Because it will have to be cooler than the Marshawn Lynch pic FA got me to really win my affection.

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