I’ve had it with all this motherf**king ice on my motherf**king steps

Pax Arcana

By way of filler, here is an expertly choreographed reenactment of my descent down the ice-covered front steps today.

My Hungarian manservant better have a good excuse for not blowtorching my walking path. I damn near dropped my morning Chardonnay.

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4 responses to “I’ve had it with all this motherf**king ice on my motherf**king steps

  1. Colin

    You’re the second person I know who fell down their front stairs today. I, on the other hand, narrowly missed sliding into the back of a car on Beacon Street.

  2. There were like 6 accidents in our parking lot at work. Further proof that we should still be off.

  3. Colin

    Just found out about another faller. The count is up to three.

  4. Perry Ellis

    Does my slip ‘n fall on St. Paddy’s Day 2007 count? That would take us to six – four fallers and two slipped disks. What’s your landlord’s number again?

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