Aretha Franklin’s other hat choices were just plain crazy

Pax Arcana

Aretha Franklin has the single greatest voice in the history of American popular music, period end of sentence. She also has the single awesomest selection of hats since Countess Ebeniza von Schrafftensburg presided over the fairy tale kingdom where I store my most shameful secrets.

arethahat

My spies tell me Aretha chose this particular hat for the inauguration out of a warehouse full of options. Some she didn’t choose include…

A tricorner hat with a duck on it:

aretha_tricornerhat

A pillbox hat made out of a cheeseburger:

aretha_cheeseburger

A tiara of the Eiffel Tower spearing a football:

aretha_tower_football

And a baking soda and vinegar volcano:

aretha_volcano

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3 responses to “Aretha Franklin’s other hat choices were just plain crazy

  1. That cheeseburger looks delicious.

    Her performance was a travesty. There would have been only one acceptable choice — a Chicago musician. I think you see where I’m going with this.

  2. Esquire

    Except in Paris, where she spears footballs.

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