Monday Filler: The Ukrainian Army is Way Better

Pax Arcana

According to Gawker, this may well be a genuine advertisement for the Ukrainian Army. In it, you can see why it is the most fearsome fighting force in the universe:

The YouTube page that hosts this bad boy transcribes the dialogue as such:

Translation:

girl 1: would u take us for a ride on your BMW?
BMW-driver: even to the end of the world!
soldier: hey, i’d like to drown some vodka, girls!
girl 1: just a second!
girl 2: where do you live?
soldier: right here- daytime at work, and at night in the clubs!
girl 1: which work???
soldier: contract of course!
blonde girl: contract?? marriage contract or what?
girl 3: army contract, stupid!
BMW driver: hey, don’t you wanna ride on my car?
girls: forget it, take yourself for a ride!
narrator: it’s about time for new heroes! with contract based service in ukrainian armed fores!

Army contract, stupid!

The Ukrainian Army: ‘Daytime at work, and at night in the clubs!’ [Gawker]

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One response to “Monday Filler: The Ukrainian Army is Way Better

  1. Esquire

    The recruiters decided that their alternative slogan, “Join the Ukrainian Army and be killed in the eventual Russian invasion,” wasn’t sexy enough.

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