Me: This new Amazon Kindle looks pretty awesome. One Citigroup analyst called it “the iPod of the book world,” and Lord knows I love my iPod.
Myself: That’s interesting. What does it do?
Me: You can read books on it.
Myself: But you can already listen to books on your iPod.
Me: Yeah, but people who love reading want to read books, not listen to them.
Myself: So why don’t they just buy books then?
Me: Because the Kindle is more portable — well, kind of — and you can download books directly to it without having to go to the bookstore.
Myself: But don’t people who really like books really, really like going to bookstores? Especially ones with coffee and stuff?
Me: Fair point. Maybe they’ll make them so you can download books while you’re at the bookstore.
Myself: Doubtful, considering the bookstore wouldn’t make any money.
I: Would you two homos knock it off? I’m trying to graft Sophia Loren’s head onto a zombie for a secret project I’m working on.
Me: Sweet Jesus you’re a handsome man.
Myself: A prideful buck, rearing mightily on its powerful haunches.
I: Dudes, check it out…