Popcorn Yoda will train you in the ways of the force

Pax Arcana

A few weeks ago we reprimanded local news outlets from across the nation for overhyping silly stories of images of Jesus appearing on toast or trees or what have you.

Contrary to public opinion, we did not do this to make fun of religious people for their beliefs. We did it because that sort of thing takes attention away from the real miracles that happen every day.

Such as today, when superstar commenter and newly minted marketing vixen Jaelynne was visited by ancient Jedi knight Yoda, who appeared to her as a kernel of Smartfood popcorn.


The iPhone doesn’t take great pictures under fluorescent lights, but I think you’ll agree that the popcorn nugget above is, in fact, the very same Yoda who lifted Luke Skywalker’s X-Wing out of the swamps of Degobah and fought Count Dooku at the …

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! He’s trying to tell me something …


Yes, my master.


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One response to “Popcorn Yoda will train you in the ways of the force

  1. Esquire

    Nom, or nom not. There is no try.

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