It’s bad enough when people use their babies as fashion accessories (I’m looking at you, Brad Pitt) — but it’s far worse to use your babies to scare the everliving shit out of innocent bystanders.
Say AAAHHHHHWTF! to the Peekaru:
I say the next time I see a toddler emerging from its mother’s breastplate on the Davis Square bike path, I’m going to break all sorts of land speed records running the other way. You know — just until I can regroup and call in the reinforcements. I’m not scared, you know, just careful. Careful and in need of new pants.
Yuppie Babies Strangled by Fleece [Gawker]