Peekaru makes you want to punch babies

Pax Arcana

It’s bad enough when people use their babies as fashion accessories (I’m looking at you, Brad Pitt) — but it’s far worse to use your babies to scare the everliving shit out of innocent bystanders.

Say AAAHHHHHWTF! to the Peekaru:


Its makers say the Peekaru is “the perfect accessory to your favorite baby carrier.” Gawker says it’s perfect for the “mom and dad who harbor secret kangaroo fantasies.”

I say the next time I see a toddler emerging from its mother’s breastplate on the Davis Square bike path, I’m going to break all sorts of land speed records running the other way. You know — just until I can regroup and call in the reinforcements. I’m not scared, you know, just careful. Careful and in need of new pants.

Yuppie Babies Strangled by Fleece [Gawker]



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2 responses to “Peekaru makes you want to punch babies

  1. Esquire

    Piffle. That didn’t work. Just click this instead.

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