Friday Random 10: Dangerous sands edition

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You may think that summertime is all sunshine, the ice cream man, cotton candy and rainbow sprinkles — but you could not be more wrong.

The truth is that danger lurks around every corner, especially in the summer. The sun can burn you and give you skin cancer. The ice cream man is probably a nose-picking child molester. And eating cotton candy and rainbow sprinkles may get you punched in the face by the other kids at school.

The latest threat to your health and well-being is sand. You may not have been aware of this, but sand is the #1 killer of people who dig holes in it and then climb in before the hole collapses. Just ask James Boyden, a 17-year-old who went on the Today show this week to drum up awareness of the dangers posed by sand:

Seventeen-year-old James Boyden of Scotland, Conn., told NBC’s “Today” show on Friday that he briefly blacked out after sand collapsed on him on East Beach on Tuesday. He was freed by emergency workers using heavy equipment after several hours.

While emergency workers have said the hole was 6 to 8 feet deep, Boyden and his family say the hole was much smaller and that the teen was trapped only because he was kneeling when the hole collapsed.

Boyden’s father, Kenneth Boyden, says his son was completely covered by the sand. “Even a smaller hole can be very dangerous,” he says.

I’m proud of the Today Show and the Boydens for highlighting this serious issue. As a survivor of a terrifying life-and-death tangle with a lump of pizza dough, I know just how critical issue like this are. Unfortunately the Today Show won’t have me on to discuss my incident, so please help me get the word out that wrapping uncooked dough around your head and trying to bake your face in the oven can be very dangerous.

The songs:

Gloomy Planets — The Notwist
Without the Benefit of Sight — Jay Bennett
Bows + Arrows — The Walkmen
I Don’t Always Know What You’re Saying — Ladyhawke
Campus — Vampire Weekend
Tap at my Window — Laura Marling
On the Water — The Walkmen
Anna Begins — Counting Crows
Believe Me Natalie — The Killers
Master of None — Beach House

Bonus video:

Let the Beat Ride — Lyric (Ed Note: Wow!)

The Rules: The Friday Random 10 is exactly that — random. We open up our iTunes, set the thing on shuffle, and listen to 10 songs. We are not permitted to skip any out of embarrassment or fear of redundancy. Commenters are encouraged to post their own.

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5 responses to “Friday Random 10: Dangerous sands edition

  1. Perry Ellis

    American Dream, Lucinda Williams
    No Myth, Michael Penn
    House Carpenter, Bob Dylan
    Country’s A Callin’, Luscious Jackson
    High Fashion Queen, Chris Hillman & Steve Earle
    Disco 2000, Pulp
    Superunknown, Soundgarden
    I Can See for Miles, The Who
    Regina, Sugarcubes
    El Negrito del Batey, Alberto Beltran

  2. Perry Ellis

    Just watched the bonus vid. Wow, indeed. The kid stays in the picture.

  3. dangerous, perhaps. but delicious nonetheless!

    1. The Big Picture, Bright Eyes
    2. Made of Gold, Jonatha Brooke
    3. Most of the Time, Bob Dylan
    4. Mother-in-Law, Ernie K-Doe
    5. Night, Bruce Springsteen
    6. Don’t Get Lost in Heaven, Gorillaz
    7. You Know Yeah, Pee Wee Crayton
    8. Winter, Tori Amos
    9. Message from the Meters, The Meters
    10. Makes Me Wanna Die, Tricky

  4. Boll Weevil Blues – otis Webster
    Say Hello – Jay-Z
    Lilac Breeze – Eels
    The Weight of the Straw – Ida
    He Treats Me Like a Dog – St. Louis Bessie
    Shady Grove – Grisman & Garcia
    Year of the Boomerang – Rage Against the Machine
    Time – Karizma
    If You See Her Say Hello – Bob Dylan
    Mary of the Woods – When The Rains Come

  5. Coach Football

    1. Flat-Pack Philosophy, Buzzcocks
    2. Morning Dew, Bonnie Dobson
    3. Tears of a Clown, The Miracles
    4. Yesterdays, Guns n’ Roses
    5. Wishful Thinking, Wilco
    6. Tears of Rage, The Band
    7. Breaking Glass, The Ecstatics
    8. Don’t Do It, The Band
    9. Expresso Love, Dire Straits
    10. Breaking the Girl, Red Hot Chili Peppers

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