Scandinavia is a land of unspeakable danger, what with all the trolls, elves, black metal bands, snow nazis, socialized medicine, maelstroms, and, um, fjord goblins scattered throughout the landscape.
To combat these threats, a man needs three things:
1. A handsome face
2. A mullet
3. Names. Lots of them. Tough ones.
Say hello to Andreas Jankov. Whoops, sorry — that was his old name. I meant say hello to Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov:
According to Videogum, the ginger giant here changed his name to prove he was serious about never, ever, getting laid:
“I wanted to show that it is possible to be serious and at the same time take the name you like,” said Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov to VG Nett.
The 30-year-old has acquired both passports and bank cards, but the name he has no room for.The passport has Highlander omitted.
That’s Your Name [Videogum]