Friday Random 10: Tough Guy Edition

Most people who jog for exercise are carrot-munching weenies, but not Craig O’Brien.

tough guyO’Brien is a tough guy. A throwback to a better time — a time when black people knew better than to be president and joggers were free to scream obscenities at whomever the fuck they pleased. Bitch.

So when O’Brien was banned by a judge from jogging in Portsmouth, N.H., he did what any red-blooded awesome white patriot would do — he accepted the ban in court, then fucking yelled at the top of his goddamn lungs at any motherfucker who looked at him sideways. While jogging. In Portsmouth:

Police allege that on May 15 O’Brien yelled at someone driving on Junkins Avenue — the road leading to City Hall and the police station — and was issued a violation-level summons.

Another pending summons alleges O’Brien was disorderly on South Street by yelling profanities and continuing to do so after being asked to stop by Officer Andre Wassouf on May 23. On the same day, O’Brien is also alleged to have used “derisive or offensive words which were likely to provoke a violent reaction on the part of an ordinary person, to which he called (the alleged victim) a sissy.”

So now he’s in jail for violating bail conditions. I wouldn’t worry about him, though. Tough guys like Craig O’Brien do well in prison. I expect he will walk up to the biggest motherfucker in there and call him a butt-fucking motherfucking sissy ass bitch right to his face. He’ll be fine.

The songs:

Saturday Nite — Blitzen Trapper
Caroline, No — Beach House
About a Girl — Nirvana
The Gulag Orkestar — Beirut
Clementine — Elliott Smith
You’ve Got a Killer Scene There, Man — Queens of the Stone Age
D.A.N.C.E. — Justice VS Data
No Life Singed Her — Pavement
Return to Hot Chicken — Yo La Tengo
There’s No Home for you Here — The White Stripes

Bonus video:

It’s Thunder and It’s Lightning — We Were Promised Jetpacks

The Rules: The Friday Random 10 is exactly that — random. We open up our iTunes, set the thing on shuffle, and listen to 10 songs. We are not permitted to skip any out of embarrassment or fear of redundancy. Commenters are encouraged to post their own.

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7 responses to “Friday Random 10: Tough Guy Edition

  1. Perry Ellis

    Here Comes The Sun, The Beatles
    Spoonman, Soundgarden
    Hands Off, Bettie Serveert
    Whatever Happened To Pong?, Frank Black
    Rip Off, Ryan Adams
    What Is The Light?, The Flaming Lips
    The Mightiest of Guns, A.A. Bondy
    God’s Own Singer, The Flying Burrito Bros
    Chico Chola, Unknown artist
    The Flowers Of Guatemala, R.E.M.

  2. Perry Ellis

    Oh, and Frightened Rabbit called for WWPJP. They want their act back.

  3. Fucking sissies. And of course O’Brian is from Maine, the home to some of the weirdest people outside of Montana and Utah!

    1. Sleepyhead – Passion Pit
    2. The Poets Dream – Pete Molinari
    3. Is there a Ghost – Band of Horses
    4. Buckets of Rain – Bob Dylan
    5. Strange Apparition – Beck
    6. Spacious Thoughts (feat. Tom Waits & Kool Keith) – N.A.S.A.
    7. Mirrored and Reverse – White Denim
    8. Fix It (Acoustic-Live) – Ryan Adams & the Cardinals
    9. Life in Marvelous Times – Mos Def
    10. Eight Line Poem – David Bowie

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