Bob Ross makes you scrub the latrine

Bob_RossALRIGHT UP AND AT ‘EM, MAGGOTS! TIME TO GET YOUR CANDY ASSES OUT OF THAT BUNK AND TRY YOUR HARDEST TO CONVINCE YOUR MOMMA THAT YOU ARE NOT

THE

BIGGEST

MISTAKE

OF HER LIFE!

WHAT’S THAT, MAGGOT? WHY AM I YELLING AT YOU?

BECAUSE I’M ALL OUT OF YELLOW OCHRE, AND IT’S DAMN HARD TO MAKE HAPPY LITTLE BUSHES REFLECT IN THE MOUNTAIN POND WITHOUT YELLOW OCHRE.

WHAT DO YOU PROPOSE I USE, MAGGOT? TITANIUM WHITE?

THAT’S IT, GET YOUR ASS OVER TO THAT LATRINE. IF IT’S NOT SPOTLESS BY THE TIME I’M DONE PUTTING SOME SNEAKY LITTLE BIRCH TREES ON THIS WINDSWEPT MOUNTAINSIDE, YOU’LL BE BEATIN’ THE DEVIL OUT OF THESE PAINT BRUSHES FOR THE REST OF YOUR NATURAL LIFE!

DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR, MAGGOT?

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