Sorry about the lack of a random 10 post on Friday. I’ve been up to my ears in automotive hassles for more than a week now (do you have any idea how difficult it is to train a bonobo to drive a standard shift?), and could not attend to my normal meaningless rituals.
Same goes for today, as Thanksgiving is breathing its hot turkey breath down my neck and there is much to do. So for today, please enjoy this charming tale of a man who once cut the paws off kangaroos, and the asshole who yelled at him for doing it wrong.