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The grand Father Scott football preview

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Your favorite local Padre, Fallen Angel, and the Paxman himself are in a fantasy football league at our lovely office. FA and Pax dueled it out in last year’s championship with Senor Arcana taking the crown, and FA getting hauled away in cuffs to share a cell with Cedric Benson.

This is my only reason for excitement for the coming NFL season. I’m just not a huge football fan. I’m in a pool, play flag football (as Perry showed you yesterday), and attempt to dominate our fantasy league, but for some reason it doesn’t grab me most years.

However, one thing I do is try to talk myself into the NFL every year, so my excitement level at week 1 is high. And thus, I have thoughts on what will happen this year. After the jump, Padre’s predications (only for posterity — you can find analysis and stats in a hundred other places) for the NFL and fantasy seasons.

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Laced Padre of the Miserable Army

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I took a couple of minutes away from Lil’ Wayne’s latest joint (bitch, it’s the bomb like tick, tick) to read an All Songs Considered blogpost about a website devoted to spitting out a band name for people not creative enough to do so themselves (then why are you creating music, you might ask, and I would not be able to answer you).

The website is called Band Name Maker, and it’s simple to operate. Type in a word and it cranks out ten random band names. Don’t like them? Generate again.

After the jump, my favorites for each of the members of this site:

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Follow Father Scott in all his glory

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No, I’m not talking about watching me roast Pax Arcana’s proverbial ass on the flag football field. I’m talking about me in my ideal setting, my true calling: as an NBA GM.

Stupid Sideline Reporters has set up an interactive mock draft of the upcoming NBA draft and has sought various bloggers to join the effort. Unlike various high-profile mock drafts or cross-blog activities promoted by major sites like TrueHoop, there appear to be no qualifications, hence me having two teams. I get to decide the futures of Miami (no. 2) and Portland (no. 13), and anticipate being extremely active in the (fake) trade market.

If you’re interested, he’s still trying to fill spots, so go sign up. All you need is an ArmchairGM account and a bucket of dreams.


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Father Scott can comment on this post after he finishes dusting my keyboard

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The New York Times has an article today on workplace bullies, who differ from playground bullies in that we’re all grown-up now and are you ever going to grow a pair and hit back?

Anyway, social scientists apparently needed an outlet for all that grant money, so they came up with this:

This month, researchers at the University of Manitoba reported that the emotional toll of workplace bullying is more severe than that of sexual harassment. And in today’s corporate culture, supervisors may condone bullying as part of a tough management style.

That’s probably true. Also true is that Father Scott is a weak-kneed pansy who cries to his mommy every time an author is late with an article. Boo-hoo, Father Scott. Boo freaking hoo.

Anyways, the Times says workplace bullying comes in different forms:

It may start with a belittling comment at a staff meeting. Later it becomes gossip to co-workers and forgetting to invite someone to an important work event. If the bully is a supervisor, victims may be stripped of critical duties, then accused of not doing their job.

That reminds me of this one time Father Scott and I were in a staff meeting, and he said something about how good the new pretzel rods in the snack room are, and I was all “You would think so you fucking fairy!” Then I told everybody on the second floor that his girlfriend broke up with him because he pees in his bed like every night. HAHAHAHAHA! It was awesome.

I drew this picture of Father Scott yesterday. Look how I made him a girl! Frickin’ loser.

Of course, a bunch of do-good dorks are doing what they always do when they feel threatened by coworkers who are smarter and funnier than them — they’re trying to legislate against workplace bullying in places like Massachusetts and New York:

The antibullying bills are often referred to as “healthy workplace” legislation. The name is more palatable to businesses, but they also acknowledge the serious health toll bullying can have. Some victims become physically ill from the stress, with depression, anxiety and even symptoms of post-traumatic stress disorder. Surveys also suggest that victims of office bullies call in sick more often — although it’s not clear whether they really are sick or just avoiding the abusive environment at work.

Oh man, that reminds me. The last time Father Scott called in sick, I took all the manila folders on his desk and put them in the shredder. Then when he came back the next day he was all like, “Does anybody know where all my files are? I spent two months on those and I don’t have a publication without them!” and I laughed and laughed and laughed. Then I told everyone on the third floor that he collected Hallmark figurines and gave them each names like Coco and Starlight and that he talks to them while we’re all at lunch together! What a douche!

When the Bully Sits in the Next Cubicle [New York Times]


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Anno Paxus: The Top Posts of 2007

king_alfred_statue.jpgSince we’re just killing time until the fat man brings us our HDTVs and train sets, we thought we’d do a recap of the year in Pax Arcana — which was actually far less than a year since we only started this blog in August. Our criteria for picking the top posts was pretty loose. Some made us laugh. Some made us feel queasy. And some even offered original content. Whatever. We half-assed it as usual.

Let’s start with the top post of 2007:

This one has it all: Food, irreverence, politics, current events, a great headline, and baked potatoes. It remains near the top of our most-read list, and is the link we go back when we need reminding why the hell we started this blogsperiment.

Lots more goodness after the jump.

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Padre Gastronomica: Using an oven

After Pax wrote his recent piece about that food blog he likes, and said that even I could learn from it, I decided to take my hand at cooking this fine evening. See, normally I come home and choose between heating up leftovers from home (if I’ve been back to the great state of Maine recently), or firing up the microwave with an awesome Healthy Choice Cafe Steamers.

But tonight would be a different night, and involve the oven. Results and recipe after the jump.

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Rachel Nichols reads this blog

And she is not happy.



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